I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
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On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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