I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I have fence marks all over my body
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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