I'm going to rape someone's good day.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
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got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
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How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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