i just google imaged poop.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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