He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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