Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
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I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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