oh god the rape fog is back!
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
there was a trapeze. enough said
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
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i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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