Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
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alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
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Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
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the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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