And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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