There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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