ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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