sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Did I show you my penis last night?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I wear drunk well.
Randomize
