I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
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The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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