Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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