all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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