well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
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I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
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I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
i think im in europe. pls send help
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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