who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
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I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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