chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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