Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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