you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I cannot find my penis.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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