Well douche your snatch and let's go!
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
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I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
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I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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