I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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