Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
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All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
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I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
please don't ironically join a cult
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