i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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