i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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