i may or may not be watching the land before time
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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