Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
i think i just lost a toe
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