Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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