I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Boobs speak an international language.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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