I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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