Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
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