Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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