So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
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I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
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We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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