But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
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Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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