Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Randomize
