I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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