shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
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It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
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you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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