he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
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She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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