so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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