whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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