Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
So gin and wine won't be happening again
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
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He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
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I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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