Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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