so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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