So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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