I accidentally burped into my bong.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
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dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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