oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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