no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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