BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
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I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
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I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
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