sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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