drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
We need to get me chipped asap
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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