So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
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We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
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