people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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