this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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